Day 7 - Ohio, Pennsylvania & New York

We have left stinky Toll Eedo and are headed for... wait a minute. OREGON? That’s where I was born! What is Oregon doing in Ohio? I’m so confused. So, we’re in Ohio... but we’re in Oregon? And it’s not on the Pacific Ocean? But it is on a big eerie lake. How can this be? Is someone pulling a trick on me? Evil people.

Where was I? Oh, yes. Headed for Cleveland. Mr. Man originally said we would travel through Pennsylvania today, but my people decided to do something different. We’ve made the trip so far in a shorter amount of time than we expected. So now we’re going to start heading through upstate Mew York. FINALLY A STATE NAME I CAN PRONOUNCE! But before we do, we’re making another movie stop. Further proof that everything on the TV is real life... we went to the house from A Christmas Story. The little boys don’t live there anymore, but the leg lamp is still in the window and the furnace makes horrible rumbling noises in the basement.

Safe and sound in yet another new home. Every night it’s a different home! And all of them are so small. This one is no exception, however there are two beds instead of one this time. I get a whole bed to myself! The air conditioning is good here too, but it just isn’t the same as my beloved La Kwinta.

Once we got settled, my people went exploring again. Tonight they said they ate buffalo wings (although they smelled like chicken when they got back.) Who has ever heard of a buffalo with wings, anyway. I think they’re telling lies again.

They also went to see a gigantic waterfall. I wish I could have seen it. Water falling is fascinating. You should watch a drip drip drip in the sink sometime.
It’s amazing. And this waterfall they talk about sounds so much bigger! But the faucet it all comes out of must be enormous... I think I’d be too scared to enjoy it anyway.

Thursday, June 28, 2007